Grand Theft Bovine

zanmor:

lizardsfromspace:

Oh my god Wisconsin’s governor just used a line item veto to secure school funding increases every year through 2425. He struck out a line so it now reads “through the 2023-2425 school year”. He’s allowed to do this lol

blackout poetry legislation

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tang5325:

GROW BETTERRRR!!!

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dedalvs:

quasi-normalcy:

ahamkaracature:

quasi-normalcy:

baglsasha:

homosexualasstransbian:

ahamkaracature:

anecdotally:

ahamkaracature:

tsintzask:

ahamkaracature:

anecdotally:

ahamkaracature:

All these people on this website are so cool and diverse I love being here but I wish I could meet you all in person

There should be a tumblr convention

What a fun idea! There could even be an indoor playground… Maybe with a ball pit or something…..

Time is a circle we are always doomed to repeat it whether we learn the error of our ways or not

I mean, the world is set on a course to repeat things much worse than dashcon anyway, so we might as well

If dashcon 2024 is the light in the darkness of this harsh world. Then we are surly headed down a grim path

dashcon 2024 is a beacon of hope in our dark, hopeless reality. unfortunately that beacon belongs to an anglerfish

I swear to god if this post breaches containment and inadvertently unleashes the fresh hell that is dashcon 2024 upon us. It will be the end of days

fuck yeah daschon 2024!!!!!!!!!!

Don’t call it dashcon 2024, call it dashcon 2015. It’s important.

If this post reaches 100,000 notes, OP *has* to organize a Tumblr con! Let’s get it up there!

I’m 19 and I do not have the money or time to do such a thing

Yes, that will make it Authentic!

Let me come.

newtsfrogstoads:

newtsfrogstoads:

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it’s not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It’s like I’m at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I’m like ah okay so I’m clearly overthinking this

This restaurant is absolute chaos and I’m giving it 5 stars

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irate-iguana:

Let us sit upon the ground and tell sad stories of the death of kings. How some have been…

Deposed

Slain in war

Haunted by the ghosts they have deposed

Poisoned by their wives

Drowned in vanilla extract

Sleeping killed

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All murdered.

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itsblosseybitch:

Made a new poster! :)

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silverfox66:

Lmao

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tysolna:

allegedly-human:

orc-apologist:

curiositykilledthehermit:

repair-bear:

bulletsgirl:

lowresolutioncryptid:

bulletsgirl:

if tumblr ever starts forcing us to censor kill and die and murder and fuck and cunt and fag i’m deleting my account and starting an email chain with the mutuals

Wait I just thought about it and it might be cute to bring back wholesome church camp swear-swaps like frick,heck, jeez, mothertrucker. Sometimes the way ppl post we might need a lil. Swear jar,,

absolutely fucking not.

I still use “heck” depending on the context. “Heckin cute” just sounds more wholesome than “Fucking cute”. It’s all in the tone.

Also it’s sometimes so much funnier to use non swears.

I still think about that scene from Night In The Woods where (spoilers) Mae has a near death experience and a mascot shark in the darkness says “You’ve been Danged to Heck” and laugh about it.

You’re all missing the point luvs 💚 peace and love

“No guys don’t worry getting censored is like, soooooo fun we can have sleepover activities like making up words that are less impactful to not upset advertisers ” SHUT the fuck up please

I’d rather get an extra hour in the ball pit than stop fucking swearing on tumblr. 

dustylovelyrun:

elidyce:

mycroftrh:

mycroftrh:

mycroftrh:

people get so confused trying to figure out the Lois/Clark/Superman situation that somehow they come to the conclusion that Clark is cheating on Lois with Superman

I mean Lois clearly has nothing to hide, everyone from here to Krypton’s seen Superman fly her with a chaste hand around her waist. but Clark puts an awful lot of effort into making sure no one ever gets a pic of him and Superman together

what is he worried Lois will see

people shake their heads sadly every time Superman visits the Daily Planet and then Clark emerges from a closet disheveled and tucking his shirt back into his pants. but if Lois won’t see it there’s nothing they can do

When Lois finds out she thinks it’s hilarious, and when someone finally tries to ‘break it to her’, she’s all ready. 

“Oh, I know.”

“You… know?”

“Neither of them would ever lie to me.” 

“So… *gears frantically spinning* this is like some kind of threesome thing?” 

“Oh! No, no, no, absolutely not. *Lois pauses and grins the most lascivious grin she can produce* I just… watch.” 

Clark gets a lot of very weird looks that day that he can’t understand at all. 

@elidyce​ no, no, no. don’t hide a shit-stirring bruce and chaotic lois in the tags. this is an important addition, too. just gives that final touch that’s dearly needed to really complete this, y’know?

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argumate:

space-wizards:

argumate:

argumate:

ruby and sapphire are both the same basic crystal, aluminium oxide / corundum, just mixed with different elements that determine the color, and they can come in all kinds of colors.

squatpilgrimvstheworld said: What about emeralds?

emeralds are an example of beryl, which includes aquamarine and red beryl, sometimes referred to by the delightful oxymoron of “scarlet emerald” (!).

also just to keep things interesting it’s the chromium in (some) emeralds that makes them green, and the chromium in rubies that makes them red.

so if scarlet emeralds exist, clearly we need violet platinum to exist as well

the-ladyguinevere:

queerpeers:

queerpeers:

me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:

—got confused about why I’d never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans

—told me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine

—laughs at all my trans jokes, even if they’re supremely unfunny

—calls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me

— “I can’t believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?”

Once I said “My gender is whatever’s funniest at the time” and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says “So are your pronouns honk/honk?” killing me instantly

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bumblebeerror:

Please take a comforting realistic affirmation and pass it on (again. This time for a week :] )

You are doing what you can. It is enough.

It has been okay before, It will be okay again.

You don’t have to love yourself. First, you just have to not hate yourself.

You’re special because you’re the only you, not the only one feeling this.

Know that you can’t save everyone. Remember that you can try.

This too shall pass.

You are capable of so much more than you think.

You are not a failure. No matter what.

Treating yourself with kindness is harder than it sounds. But don’t give up.

You’re doing so well. I’m so proud of you.*

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*it may not seem like I can be, but seeing that someone needed to hear it and so they let me say it makes me so so proud. It’s a bit of an oroboros but we’re ignoring that. <3

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mister-a-z-fell:

‘And the last shalle be first, and the first shalle be last. And the ones in the middle shalle there yette remayn, perchance facing the other way.’

Well, now I have one of these things. How do I find everyone?

Here’s a friend’s guide: