#i hate cersei stans so much #so so much #absolutely my number one least favorite group of people in any fandom that ever existed #its like a gathering of insanely delusional and mean people circle jerking around one of fictions biggest cunt rags #i am saying all of this because every so often when cersei stuff comes on my dash i just can not #and i am using a jaime gif to express my feels because it’s pretty #and also because people tend to always somehow rope him into this shit #i don’t even care about being civil anymore i hate these people so much #yes that felt good
lol WOW is this indicative
ever wonder why everyone who cares about cersei is conditioned to be super defensive, to have an arsenal of textual evidence and a quick trigger finger and no fucks to give if you’re one of the ten-at-least people who shows up new to the internet to hate her on the daily?
“one of fiction’s biggest cunt rags”
yes
okay
thank you
that’s an astute character criticism
now take your angry snowflake shit and go
ps jaime’s not part of “your shit” if you renounce cersei as you’ll have to literally delete large chunks of his text word-for-word if you want to gloss over her existence. try nickelodeon. they have blonde dudes there too.
I JUST
GUYS
JAIME LANNISTER IS NOT A GOOD PERSON OKAY
He kills people for fun, he’d cut out his sister’s tongue if it wouldn’t make kissing suck less, he pushed a 7 year old out a fucking window, he’s offered to throw babies out of trebuchets, he unapologetically cares about nothing but himself and cersei (and he attempts and fails to care about his progeny) he pretty much sent brienne out because he thought it would be hilarious if he actually kept his word for once and because the giant sword was useless to him when he only had one hand, and he thinks HONOR IS NOTHING MORE THAN THE NAME OF HIS HORSE.
GUYS
NOT A GOOD PERSON.
A”LSDJK”ALKSJDL:AKJSDL:KGJ:LAKSDJFAL:KSDJ:LKASJDASD
The reason my Jaime Lannister tag is Jaime Lannister in white and gold is because HE EXISTS (like so many others in asoiaf-verse, but a short list would also include brienne and loras and dontos and sansa) TO DECIMATE YOUR STEREOTYPE OF PRINCE CHARMING WITH A REDEMPTION ARC.
HE EXISTS TO BE LIKE hey look here’s a hot guy who wears white and gold and IS THE ONE OF THE MOST IMMORAL FUCK UPS IN ALL OF WESTEROS who’s moral compass is pointed straight at cersei’s vagina
sorry
that’s textual
and it’s brilliant and perfect and wonderful but I just
despise jaime stans who don’t also appreciate cersei
because they have no idea what they’re talking about
Funny how the original rant sounds a lot like inside Cersei’s head when she’s at her worst.
(Source: alexander-sexgard, via swaggerkind)
