Grand Theft Bovine

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bekkaa:

I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior

(via invisibledragon)

I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m

I don’t have them all. I think I’ll add the closest ones, ie what shows up for “don” instead of “don’t”.

(via tronella)

petermorwood:

What was in those jellybeans I just ate…?

interesting, interesting, interesting, OMG pineappowl!

fidget98160:

miscperson:

infinitenap:

security guards

As a real security guard….I wish this was my job…

can i hire you specifically for this purpose

(via invisibledragon)

If your partner is consenting, you will see them meeting you halfway on stuff, responding to your touch, touching you back, making approving noises, positioning their body helpfully, making occasional eye contact, smiling, giggling, kissing you, smelling your skin.

If your partner pulls away, flinches, draws back, goes still, goes limp, freezes, is silent, looks unhappy, starts holding their breath, goes from meeting you halfway to merely allowing your touch: stop and check in with words. Maybe they’re ticklish? Maybe they want to stop.

shauntagrimes:

So, Thought Catalog published my post from yesterday in response to Carolyn Hall’s essay about things she doesn’t understand about Fat Acceptance.

Something I was thinking about today after reading the comments to that post about how confused some people seem to be about the differences between…

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

(via dedalvs)

note-a-bear:

Owl band debut album cover shoot.When asked to describe their sound “We’re like INXS. But talon-ted.”

note-a-bear:

Owl band debut album cover shoot.
When asked to describe their sound “We’re like INXS. But talon-ted.”

(via dduane)

iamnotdoingshittoday:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

(via lovely-enigmatic-lady)

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

(via janeymac-ie)